The honeymoon phase never has to end.
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)
I always say this.
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”